Did she feel a little bad when the little fucker swayed? … No. One day he was going to grow up to be a giant dick, cheat on his wife, and steal all her assets, too. Best put them in their place while they were still young. God knew her younger brothers didn’t dare touch a woman.

And then he proved her right! All men were the same! She sucked in a breath – and sucked, and sputtered, and wheezed, and fuck if that would stop her--!

The constable tried to sweep the baton up between his legs … but coughed too hard. The baton slipped up out of his hands, launched itself into his smooth throat, and then landed on his foot. His eyes watered as he gasped for breath and clutched his neck, coughing.