"Well, Miss, according to this, the money is yours. Under the Married Women's Property Act of 1881, you will not lose your money and property if you get married. You must merely find a man and agree to marry him in 90 days. Though actually being married before then would be best."

There was definitely some room for opposing legal opinions to dance around the precise intent of this language, but it was the best answer Nate could come up with on the spur of the moment.