Whilst Francis found the flaws in Aslan’s plans? Oh, Aslan was making a bucket list. Where would he rob first, if he wanted to be known for something other than his father’s supposed murder?

“I think I’d scale one of the grandest homes in Whitby. Maybe the McPadraics. Swing in on their chandeliers, kick over their nice wines and throw back their bowls of punch. Rip off my clothes and then rob them blind.”

Of course, he wouldn’t make it out with the goods like that. He would, however, probably murder Nisa via the unbearable impropriety.

“But if I were lonely enough to, say, go to a bridge and consider taking a lifelong swim … I think I’d try my luck at a church.”

Assuming it was loneliness and not his own failings that drove him there.

Besides, there was a small that cannibal at the church would let him act out half that fantasy if it meant he got to chug some blood.

“Any churches you trust in the area?”