Upon hearing the word 'testicles', Lady McPadraic gasped, brought her hand to the mouth, and fainted.

Arthur jumped up. "Goodness!" It was hardly the first time his wife had fainted and he should probably have seen it coming. He picked her up and put her in the chair. "Please, could you bring the smelling salts from the cabinet beside the door." There were some in every room, since these were weekly, if not daily scenes.