THEY DIE – It’s The Only Solution

NEW GAME:
Kill your family. (And friends!)

HOW TO KILL YOUR FAMILIES:
With your OOC account, post a numbered list with your characters’ family members or NPCs whose deaths would impact them. Remove once the deed has been done.

HOW TO KILL FAMILIES:
Step 1: Find what number the last person’s post here is. It should be located around the top right-hand corner of their post.
Step 2: In our Discord’s #random-generator-channel, link this thread.
Step 3: Type !d# of the last post. If it lands on #1, kill a random NPC instead.
Step 4: Look at that player's number list, and use the last number for your next roll.
Step 5: Offer your victim condolences in the form of plot.

Welcome to my graveyard of currently dead or inevitably dying characters. Here you’ll find ladies and gentlemen who, for whatever reason, have been or should be forcibly ousted from the mortal coil.

As they have little to no future, I tend to be a lot more flexible with their antics.

ALREADY DEAD:

Content Warnings Within? Yes.

Christopher Hurley:

Content Warnings: Predatory behavior, rape, pedophilia

Christopher Hurley died young at 22, and is mostly missed by people who never actually knew him well or were otherwise very talented with practicing selective memory.

One of Zechariah Meijer’s closer friends and colleagues at the time, Chris’ main connection to Whitby was summering and poaching too-young men looking for direction at the local mollyhouse or off the street.

His well-off friends probably suspected little of them, as if they weren’t especially compromised they were not typically his targets.

WAS YOUR CHARACTER...

• In some way marginalized?
  
• Deeply insecure?
  
• Involved in upper class debauchery?
  
• Someone involved in the sex trade?
  
• Someone who got sweet-talked up and cheated on?
  
• Likely to be enlisted for some rich kid’s dirty work?
  
• Prone to gambling?
  
• Someone Chris sought petty revenge over a perceived slight for, successfully or otherwise?
  
• Studying law or otherwise involved in Chris’ schooling experience?
  

Then let’s thread about this terrible past.

DYING FOR IT:

Content Warnings Within? Yes.

Fanny Cockburn:

Content Warnings: Sex work; a lot of sexual content in general.

Fanny may well outlive them all, but as it stands – she is in a high risk trade.

But even riskier: she is my token straight character.

I’d like to see her involved in organized crime, which, inevitably, will only increase the risk.

ROLL LIST:

1. Penina Humphries (Zechariah Meijer’s sister)
   
2. Penina Humphies’ Husband
   
3. Penina Humphries’ son
   
4. Penina Humphries’ daughter
   
5. Mr. Cockburn (Fanny’s dad)
   
6. Fanny Cockburn
   
7. Cockburn Bro #1
   
8. Cockburn Bro #2
   
9. Cockburn Bro #3
   
10. Cockburn Bro #4
    
11. Cockburn Bro #5
    
12. Cockburn Bro #6
    
13. Cockburn Sis #1
    
14. Cockburn Sis #2
    
15. Cockburn Sis #3
    
16. Cockburn Sis #4
    
17. Cockburn Sis #5
    
18. Cockburn Sis #6
    
19. Cockburn Sis #7
    
20. A rich douchebag Hurley
    
21. Someone atrocious that Morton Conover is related to
    
22. Someone atrocious that Morton Conover will write a gushing, out-of-touch memorial to
    
23. A man Zech didn’t get to know well enough to no longer want to fuck
    
24. A lawyer Zech worked with
    
25. A high-risk person Zech hired at some point out of pity
    
26. Someone Zech is expected to feel bad about dying, but doesn’t
    
27. Aslan’s cult robber contact, Erick
    
28. One of Aslan’s employers
    
29. One of Aslan’s informants
    
30. Someone Aslan talked to for five minutes in front of his sister and assumes is related
    
31. One of Roderick’s academy peers, who he really wants to see the dead body of
    
32. The person Mehmet thinks sent his flower-bearing family to deliver funeral flowers to the wedding of
    
33. Someone Anita owes money
    
34. One of the dockworkers Ropati knows
    
35. Someone who buys from Ropati
    
36. Someone who successfully hustled Ropati (the list is long)
    
37. Someone Lory has thought of England with
    
38. A fisher family member that Lory will miss