The news came to Bert from a passerby of indeterminate middle age whose concern about the gathering of women caused his flabby jowls to shake wildly. Bert quickly made his way to the scene.

"Police. Step aside. Stand Back!" Bert announced loudly, using his uniform and the authority of his position to get through. The men in the crowd parted easily, no shoving required. These women were mad! Why couldn't they be more like Delilah?

"What's all this then?" he asked