Was it disrespectful to piss against a church? Noah reflected as he emptied his bladder in the narrow alley beside one of the many chapels. Not that he cared. This was the one they married Alice in, wasn't it? Here was what he thought of it. Plus, you never knew when you might want to try and rob someone, and Noah knew from experience that it was better to do that with an empty bladder. All very good reasons to be in a dark alley tonight watering the church. 

He jumped when he hear footsteps though, and in the movement accidentally peed on his shoe. 

DAMNIT!