Mehmet, too, was feeling the hour and on his way to a drink, red-eyed and watery from the basic task of being outdoors.

He sneezed, sniffled, and immediately regretted it. What was that – aggh. Just in time to see some bum’s, well, bum, and a glistening deposit not far from him.

Hearing the call for change, Mehmet immediately reversed course from whence he’d came.