"Useless? Hardly." Saoirse smiled, pleased with her snarky comebacks, letting her guard down for a brief moment. This would've almost been her downfall, as she only saw the stick thrown at her direction a moment too late, but—thank god—it missed her by a bit. Turning her head to the direction of the stick and just blinking in surprise for a few moments, she looked at it, before shaking her head and turning to face the direction the man was again.

"Assaulting a lady won't do you any good," she pointed out, her voice wavering for only a brief moment. Here's to hoping the asshole broke all his legs and his neck and is also dead.