There was a palpable pause until his eyes finally ripped themselves away from the poor badger, and onto the actual picture.

“Oh!” he breathed out wanely with a trembling smile. “Very – hrnkrkAAAH”

Roderick frantically scrambled back when Darius shook the carcass at him, landing on his arse and scraping up his nice pants. He rolled on his knees, puked violently, then gave a thumbs-up to his brother, eyes watering.