The chairman seemed at a loss, and stepped back again nervously. "Police! Police!" he shouted in a high pitched voice without answering the question.

PC Wood had just returned from investigating the disappearance of a bicycle and was on his way back to the police station when he passed the crowd and noticed the disturbance. Now!? He really needed a break to answer nature's call. Couldn't the rebel ladies wait? He sighed and blew his whistle to summon the constables on nearby beats. No way he was going to handle a group of angry harpies on his own.

He hoped they showed up quickly though. He really had to pee.