Pony kept his face even until the owner arrived and waved a bit. "Hello, sir. I'm sorry but your maid was so very rude. She soaked me and assaulted me. I do hope this isn't an indication of the service. I honestly have sat here the entire time. I have half a mind to call the constable and have her arrested."

He found the girl hypocritical and temperamental. He was going to win something since this entire argument started because of her asking a question and not expecting an answer.