"Good thing I never am going to get a girl pregnant then! I will barely be able to tolerate you, I don't know how I'd ever tolerate some woman wanting me to actually be there for her while she is devouring stuff that any normal man would wretch after the first bite!"

He shook his head as he drank his lemonade. "I would rather rub your feet at their stinkiest then watch you eat those abominations . So be kind to warn me before you do so I can turn away ..."