Ever had a moment you had to take out of a post? Just didn't fit, but wanted to share it anyway? Have you spoofed your own dear characters?

Post it here!

The beginning of this post:

Zechariah was smug and smirking away. Ahaha, married off to the first cast-off that would take her! Haha, and as usual all these tramp Wards could hope for was pity! Take that!

His smugness fell straight off his face. A goat. A grumpy goat! He took this good-for-nothing fish out of water off the streets, for her to call him a grumpy goat!? The nerve!

It took a more ominous tone, and it was hard to preserve with that gloating-to-gutted passage above it lmao

In relation to this post:

Zechariah had suddenly become busy after hearing gunfire and three different versions of an event he was partially there for. Which, of course, ended up relayed as "pissed himself".