Anthony clicked his tongue as he thought of the best way to explain this all. He rested his hand on his jaw, and then winced and pulled his hand away as he accidentally had touched a bruise there. That was the least of his worries right now, though. "So, uh," he started off, "you know how people do...stupid things, sometimes? Like, really stupid things?" What a wonderful build-up. "Okay — I'll cut the bullshit. I think I....kinda...accidentally adopted this child."