Anthony didn't really make a habit of going near churches, but he might as well start doing that now. He had basically stopped caring about his distaste for churches and organized religion in general, like he had stopped caring for a lot of things. It was that exact same apathy that had brought him here tonight.

...Though he had hoped to not see anyone piss against a church tonight, he would be lying if he said he was particularly surprised. Anthony considered the pros and cons of every possible decision he could take right now. On one hand, it was disgusting to just stand around, but on the other, who wants to interrupt someone taking a piss. As it was dark and he couldn't recognize whoever the stranger was if he tried, he lacked bias, and just went with what was the best decision in this situation.

"Hey, dipshit," he called out, knocking against the wall to alert the other of his presence. Eloquent.