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RE: Don't Piss Me Off - Noah Longbottom - 04-22-2020
That required Noah to think to much. He frowned. He didn't like it when he had to think. "Shut up about my mum!" he shouted, even though he really hated his mum.
RE: Don't Piss Me Off - Anthony Rowe - 04-22-2020
Anthony ignored Noah's shouting, and just chose to taunt him even further. He mimicked being in deep thought. "Well, pure pettiness aside, you do look and act very inbred. Maybe I was more right than I thought," he said, a smug smile on his face. He knew that he was basically asking to get beat up again with that, but it was genuinely worth it.
RE: Don't Piss Me Off - Noah Longbottom - 04-22-2020
"Well.... you look like you're the son of a whore!" Noah retorted. Little did he know.
RE: Don't Piss Me Off - Anthony Rowe - 04-22-2020
Ouch. That was perhaps the only insult that genuinely hurt him. "Don't you think that being the son of a whore is....better than being a product of incest?" Though he phrased the question in a way that made it seem like he wanted an answer, he actually didn't give two shits. He just wanted to mock this dipshit.
RE: Don't Piss Me Off - Noah Longbottom - 04-22-2020
[CW: Ok, it gets even worse and all sorts of awful incestuous suggestions. I'm sorry.]
"You admit it then?" Noah mocked. "When everyone was done fucking her, did you do it too? Let me know where she is, so I can pay her a visit!" It had been long since he had tried this hard to get a rise out of someone.
RE: Don't Piss Me Off - Anthony Rowe - 04-22-2020
[cw: awful, awful references to necrophilia and incest. god help us all]
Anthony wasn't even that mad, he was just....genuinely shocked. He stood there in silence for a moment too long, before realizing that, oh yeah, he needs to come up with a reply. "She's six feet under the ground, but I can dig her out if you want to fuck her that bad," he retorted. This whole 'accuse Anthony of fucking his mom' thing was actually beginning to kinda get to him.
RE: Don't Piss Me Off - Noah Longbottom - 04-22-2020
"Nah, I'll stick to your sister," Noah said dryly. This was actually getting pretty tiring. "Well, I'm off. She's waiting for me." And he started walking away.
RE: Don't Piss Me Off - Anthony Rowe - 04-22-2020
Even though Anthony wasn't actually very pissed at the comments, he was pissed at how Noah just....walked away like that. Though he didn't want his ass beat again, which is why he didn't physically stop him, he was irritated at how he seemingly had lost both the verbal and physical fights. "Well, okay," he shrugged. Whatever. He can always mock this bastard again another day. "no wonder that the only woman you can get is a woman that doesn't exist."
RE: Don't Piss Me Off - Noah Longbottom - 04-22-2020
Noah stopped and turned. "I've fucked more women than you did!" Noah himself didn't actually believe it. But it was probably true.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
RE: Don't Piss Me Off - Anthony Rowe - 04-22-2020
Well, that was true, at least. Since he's already being insulted about not fucking women, might as well reclaim it. "Interesting. But have you considered that I fucked your dad?" Aaand they were at the start again, just insulting eachother like kids. It was like a neverending loop of insults. Anthony didn't seem to mind — he revelled in giving this bitch a verbal smackdown.